big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

by Samantha Cavet

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

ALT

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

he’s literally a genius

My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off

tumblr store just dropped a new big rubber fuckable ass

🟥 Emporium

You spoke and we listened. The ass was too expensive. That was our bad. We want all tumblr users to be able to afford a big rubbar ass that jiggles when you fuck it. One thar says tumblr on the side. The asses are now $40. When we first set out on our journey to create a fuckable ass we wanted to

Im neva coming back to this scary ass country

We should torment the alien today